Man United song (sung to the tune of bob the builder)

[richardloose26]

-Man United
-Can we fix it?
-Man United
-no we can't
-we've got lots of money,
dont know what to do,
so we thought we'd start match fixing
so we can we one or two
but please dont tell da inland-revenue
-Man united
-can we fix it?
-Man united
-no we cant!!!

[Ives]

its all true!!!

[NBS lamancha]

that song fits the New York Rangers in the NHL... lol, all americans know that! Rangers get highest payroll, and never make the playoffs. here's a hint, try finding players under the age of 40!! :D

[James]

Cheer up Alex Ferguson;
oh what can it be, to a
sad scottish ****er and a
**** football team

my personal favourite- sung to words of dont cry for me argentina

It wasn't easy but in the end
justice was done in a clash
tighter than Kylie's rear end in a thong,
so buttock-clenching.
but now i can predict we can go all the way,
sapporo has seen merely hints of the way we can play

we must have driven bielsa round the bend-
justice for being so rash
naming his team far too soon was so wrong
now schadenfreude
is not an emotion i wish to promote,
but this is a wonderful chance to have a good gloat

don't cry for me argentina
the truth is it's all but over.
your travel agent's
already looking
at airline schedules
for friday morning

and as for beckham; he did it all.
he sparkled, he bent it, he shone,
still would have scored if he'd worn his sarong.
i go to rio
his marking was closer than Nancy and Sven,
but all of our lads turned it on and they'll do it again.

don't cry for me argentina
at last we'll forget Maradona.
i'm only hoping
we don't re-meet you
in three weeks' time down
in yokohama

the original writer of this song, Sir Tim Rice, wrote this in celebration when we beat the scum last year.

oonnnneeeeeeee ***************ing nnniiiiiilllllllllllll!



Ingeeeerrrrrrrland!